I’ve somehow found every cellphone I’ve ever owned (except one)

Brunch! Beef bacon, local eggs, biscuits and homemade gravy. Oh yeah, I’m a fatty ;)

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It’s great how cleaning off the coffee table can make the entire room seem cleaner ;)

so mish is getting married today apparently. i only found out because his sister and i follow each other on instagram and she is posting pictures. 

it sucks, honestly. i am happy for him, but it is also devastating at the same time. i just dont know. i’m going to get stoned and clean my garage to distract myself from thinking about it. 

I look really gross but meet my new best friend ;)

vthebookworm:

Why am I not there?

noirzu:

omg I can’t bREATHE

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Welcome to my office

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

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grandpa-amjad:

Perfect.

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so, i have four cigarettes left. thats just enough to get me until the end of work (hopefully). i have two dollars in my bank account and one dollar in my wallet. i have no idea how i am going to make it until moday, when tips come out. i also have pretty much no food. awesome. 

this is my life.

what the actual fuck

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"How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words."

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