I’ve somehow found every cellphone I’ve ever owned (except one)
Brunch! Beef bacon, local eggs, biscuits and homemade gravy. Oh yeah, I’m a fatty ;)
It’s great how cleaning off the coffee table can make the entire room seem cleaner ;)
so mish is getting married today apparently. i only found out because his sister and i follow each other on instagram and she is posting pictures.
it sucks, honestly. i am happy for him, but it is also devastating at the same time. i just dont know. i’m going to get stoned and clean my garage to distract myself from thinking about it.
omg I can’t bREATHE
That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
so, i have four cigarettes left. thats just enough to get me until the end of work (hopefully). i have two dollars in my bank account and one dollar in my wallet. i have no idea how i am going to make it until moday, when tips come out. i also have pretty much no food. awesome.
this is my life.
what the actual fuck