May 2013
So I think I’m starting to cool off in the cute boy from work. I dunno. He is really nice, funny, and mostly pleasant to be around…but there is something that just isn’t clicking for me. Maybe it’s because we jumped a little quick, and he basically wants to bone ALL THE TIME which is cool but it gets annoying after a while. I dunno…I gotta figure something out though...
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so mish is getting married today apparently. i only found out because his sister and i follow each other on instagram and she is posting pictures.
it sucks, honestly. i am happy for him, but it is also devastating at the same time. i just dont know. i’m going to get stoned and clean my garage to distract myself from thinking about it.
so, i have four cigarettes left. thats just enough to get me until the end of work (hopefully). i have two dollars in my bank account and one dollar in my wallet. i have no idea how i am going to make it until moday, when tips come out. i also have pretty much no food. awesome.
this is my life.
“How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.”
– David Foster Wallace’s The Pale King (via arabarabarab)
dontbearuiner:
supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
Your grandma is awesome. :)
this makes me miss...
thecouscousqueen:
godtie:
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
constantly
only with every person i look at usually
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
i have the munchies so bad and I am trying desperately to ignore it because I just smoked my last bowl for a while probably because I am broke and have to move asap and this is a run on sentence okay good day
multipack:
row row row your boat gently away from me
optimisticcyn1c:
Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My father once told me “No matter if a woman is sinner or a saint when you lay with her you become her equal. So no matter what you feel about them, it’s also a reflection of yourself.
This this this,
April 2013
highmiranda:
why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
ce-minune:
idk if i’ve said this before but literally when I see a hijabi’s hair,
like
it’s as if i’ve been bestowed some amazing honour
i just feel like wowowow this is crazy wat is happening
idk why i think it’s just the fact that most of them i’ve never seen without hijab and I just feel like omg i feel like such a cool cat i have awesome woman privileges
southpawbandit:
solitarysocialist:
plot twist: a confused george bush wins the election
that’s not a plot twist that’s 2001
infinit3-rainbows:
Let me just pull out my fucking Islamic keyboard
arabic you ignorant lil shit
islam became a language too how exciting i think we are beating the jews now islam is now a religion, race, language, political system, and geographic place ~congratulations~
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
tehjaybo replied to your post: cockwagons replied to your post: Hung out with the…
There’s nothing wrong with hanging out with someone that age. … … Right?
hahahaha. its different when the girls are younger! i’ve never been involved with someone younger than me before!!
