blowing kisses to disinterested bitches.

evamelnikova: Guys from KFC Egypt deliver food to their...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:42:23 -0400

evamelnikova:

Guys from KFC Egypt deliver food to their Palestine brothers, going in this underground tunnel

Source: NY Times

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:33:30 -0400

I cried like a baby at that part

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:28:25 -0400

I cried like a baby at that part

thecouscousqueen: take-a-break-and-laugh: has it ever occurred...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:27:46 -0400

thecouscousqueen:

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

I FIND THIS SO FUNNY

I would work in a dildo factory

I am too emotional tonight

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:24:18 -0400

I am too emotional tonight

I’ve somehow found every cellphone I’ve ever owned...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:30:57 -0400

I’ve somehow found every cellphone I’ve ever owned (except one)

Brunch! Beef bacon, local eggs, biscuits and homemade gravy. Oh...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:23:55 -0400

Brunch! Beef bacon, local eggs, biscuits and homemade gravy. Oh yeah, I’m a fatty ;)

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:34:34 -0400

It’s great how cleaning off the coffee table can make the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:04:38 -0400

It’s great how cleaning off the coffee table can make the entire room seem cleaner ;)

so mish is getting married today apparently. i only found out because his sister and i follow each...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:53:14 -0400

so mish is getting married today apparently. i only found out because his sister and i follow each other on instagram and she is posting pictures.

it sucks, honestly. i am happy for him, but it is also devastating at the same time. i just dont know. i’m going to get stoned and clean my garage to distract myself from thinking about it.

I look really gross but meet my new best friend ;)

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:08:12 -0400

I look really gross but meet my new best friend ;)

vthebookworm: Why am I not there?

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:09:27 -0400

vthebookworm:

Why am I not there?

noirzu: omg I can’t bREATHE

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:15:33 -0400

noirzu:

omg I can’t bREATHE

Welcome to my office

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:02:01 -0400

Welcome to my office

new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpolitics: That was the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:22:10 -0400

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

grandpa-amjad: Perfect.

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:21:20 -0400

grandpa-amjad:

Perfect.

so, i have four cigarettes left. thats just enough to get me until the end of work (hopefully). i...

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:20:54 -0400

so, i have four cigarettes left. thats just enough to get me until the end of work (hopefully). i have two dollars in my bank account and one dollar in my wallet. i have no idea how i am going to make it until moday, when tips come out. i also have pretty much no food. awesome.

this is my life.

what the actual fuck

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:18:33 -0400

what the actual fuck

"How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words."

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:16:19 -0400

“How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.”

- David Foster Wallace’s The Pale King (via arabarabarab)

lyndez: And just when I thought I ran out of things to call...

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:05:28 -0400

lyndez:

And just when I thought I ran out of things to call white people